100 Things

1. I'm 26
2. I think I'm weird
3. Those who know me tend to agree
4. I’m a dare devil
5. You name it; I’ve done it or would do it
6. I still keep a diary
7. Even though its hardly ever updated
8. I’ve thought of ending my life
9. But I could never go through with it
10. It would shatter my dad
11. That is probably my only selfless thought
12. I love sex with women
13. Although I have never been in love with anyone
14. I’ve only ever been in one relationship
15. With a guy
16. We hardly ever saw each other
17. I lost my virginity at 19
18. To him
19. Hated it
20. So I abstained for another 2.5 years
21. I’m a couch potato
22. I’m pathologically unable to keep in touch
23. But I still insist on getting pen pals
24. They only last about 3 weeks
25. 24 Hour Party is the worst (docu-)movie ever
26. It just edges out Muholland Drive on suck-points
27. I used to read a lot of novels
28. And live in chat rooms
29. Till I got a real job
30. I’ve always been the best in all my math classes
31. I have a Masters degree in Computer Science
32. I’ll swap it for your MBA
33. I’m Cameroonian
34. I grew up in Europe and South Africa
35. My accent sounds 55% South African, 15% American, 15% Cameroonian and 15% MyVeryOwnEuropeanCocktail
36. Backpacking is overrated
37. When you are alone and on a shoestring budget
38. I know several card tricks
39. Little kids love it. Big kids (adults) do too
40. I think cats are oversized rodents
41. I’m a dog person. Can you tell?
42. But its too much of a hassle to keep one
43. I’m battling with bulimia
44. Its sort of under control
45. I cant express myself as well as I would like to
46. It frustrates me to no end
47. I will hash out an argument mentally
48. Long after the argument is over
49. I wish I was taller
50. A lot taller
51. I rarely swear when I talk
52. But I cant help myself when I diarize
53. I wish racists would just roll over and die
54. Along with all their victims walking around with a huge chip on their shoulder
55. I hate bananas
56. But not as much as I hate mayo
57. Long story
58. I can live off cornflakes
59. I have (and earned) a drivers license
60. But lack of practice means I still can’t drive
61. I’m a smoker
62. Make that chain smoker
63. I still keep it a secret from my Daddy
64. I love the idea of having twins
65. Just the idea
66. I’m a loner
67. Probably because I’m self-absorbed
68. Its my way or go away
69. I hate religion
70. I feel like I’m the only secular humanist this side of the Sahara
71. I have a tongue piercing
72. But no tattoos
73. Way too permanent
74. I hate family gatherings
75. If I wasn’t so grounded (confined?) by family I’d be a Goth/ piercing billboard
76. Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped inside my body/circumstances/enviroment and I'm screaming to come out.
77. Linkin Park is my favourite band
78. I’m a bit of a tomboy
79. I have no problem doing risky thinks (bungee, ski-diving)
80. We all die eventually anyway.
81. Nothing wrong with dying now.
82. I love to sing
83. But all I do is croak
84. At least I KNOW that I can't sing
85. Cant say the same for some of the pop idol wanabes
86. I have no sympathy for victims of domestic abuse
87. They chose to stay there
88. I feel very strongly about a lot of things
89. I’m very passionate when I talk about those things
90. Politics is not one of them
91. I love blockbuster movies and epics
92. Ellen Degeneres rocks my world
93. Because she’s funny and hot.
94. I think way too much and analyse everything
95. Like why yawning is contagious
96. Or why women suck at golf
97. I’m really bad at names and faces
98. I lose my train of thought a lot
99. In mid sentence
100. Blame the weed
101. Above the 100 mark.
102. So sue me.
103. I love English soccer
104. Probably more than the average male Brit
105. ManU forever!! (Chelsea, you're going down bitch!)
106. I wish I was born into an indigenous forest dwelling tribe
107. No school, no mortgage(s), no free-thinking thoughts, no Big Brother crappy judicial system, no 9-5 daily mind-fucking grind, no concrete jungle, no middle/lower/upper class complexes
108. And No blog to waste my life away on.