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Experiment

Objective: Translate from English to Traditional Chinese. Translate the Chinese translation back to English. All using an online translator eg worldlingo.com

Requirements: A computer, at least one finger, be a pathetic loser who has no life.

This is English
You miserable lump of meat, I can't believe you actually translated this stuff. You my dear freak are in desperate need of a new hobby. Are you really still reading this gibberish? Frankly, i think there is no hope for you. Just go lie down on your bed and don't even bother getting up again. Ever. Hold on a minute, maybe the joke is on me because i'm the one sitting here typing out this crap?

This is Chinese

您肉淒慘的團, 我無法相信您實際上翻譯了這種材料。 您我親愛的畸形人是急需一個新愛好。 您真正地是平靜讀這席亂語嗎? 坦率地, 我認為沒有對您的希望。 請去躺下在您的床上, 甚而不麻煩再起來。 曾經。 舉行在一分鐘, 可能笑話是在我因為我是那個坐這裡鍵入在這胡扯之外?

This is English

Your meat pitiful group, I am unable to believe you have translated this kind of material infact. Your my dear abnormal person urgently needs a new hobby. Youtruly are tranquilly read this chaotic language? Frankly, I do not think to your hope. Please lies down on yours bed, Even not the troublesome recurrence comes. Once. Hold in a minute, The possible joke is in me because I am that seat here beside entertalks nonsense in this?

Moral of the story
a.k.a Conclusion
Don't use an online translator for anything more than "How are you?" and possibly "you little freakish maggot" because, albeit modified, they do seem to carry across some insults pretty well :)

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