This is ridiculous!

My boss just walked into my office and demanded that "we" (meaning me) go over some extremely complicated proposal he would like for "us" (still only me) to formulate and submit today. This is for a huge deal we are trying to secure....Its 5:30pm ON FRIDAY. Just after I miraculously survived a 4 hour seminar from hell, with an instructor that must have been speaking in tongues for all I heard. Please tell me, do i have SLAVE DRIVER on my face? No? Look closely, because there is no other explanation for this insanity.

I looked like i was going to fall off my chair and start spewing out my lunch with deadly precision onto his neatly parted thining hair so he's agreed to meet on Monday.
Why thank you kind sir.
Your kindness knows no bounds.
Jerk.

Now my Firewall is clearly deadset on ensuring that when i go online, I stay within the confines of sleep inducing coporate propaganda by denying me access to this website which according to them contains "Sexual Materials or Gruesome Content". I'm willing to bet my grandma's left lung it doesn't. I think the content filter guy over at my company HQ had a very traumatic childhood... probably an abusive past compounded by a severe oidipus complex....to him, everything is porn.