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Eye candy

This blog is so devoid of visual stimulation so... ta da!!!



ENJOY.

Don't ask me who these two are. Don't know, don't particularly care.
But me likes what they is do!

What do i need to do to find myself in similar circumstances?
I'm tired of living vicariously as others (YES YOU, not so much you) recount their sexual escapades.

Little kids read this:
Don't worry kiddies, its a game of Twister - new rules with elbows and knees - I swear! You just can't see the coloured spots from this angle...

Comments

Anonymous said…
There must be something wrong with me? Every time I see a picture like this, I fell this urge to comment something. Even though I have nothing to say.

I mean there is only one thing hotter than two girls together; me between them :-)
10/21/2005 5:29 PM
Bent Fabric said…
Yum! Yet another perfect opportunity for a Bent sandwich.
More eye candy, please! :) *lol*
10/24/2005 5:48 AM
kyknoord said…
I like the planet in the background.
10/25/2005 7:51 AM
Lyn said…
lol @ the planet in the background. Clearly a chronic case of hyperopia (longsightedness).
10/25/2005 8:57 AM
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