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I knight you ma'am and dub thee Your Highness

Long time no blog... Theres been lots of stuff happenin but I just couldnt be bothered to talk about it right now. But I will bother to talk about this: We had a MAJOR virus attack since Wednesday. Affected all my company's offices across the entire sub saharan africa. Computers were freezing and shutting down all over the world. Well, my company's world at least. BUT I. YES I. Single handedly located the culprit file...and killed it: libsys32.exe Makes your PC shutdown after 60 secs. Well apparently the solution was found somewhere in Sweden 24 hrs after its first occurence and the patch disseminated throughout the company but since we are only a tiny subsidiary office doing nothing to annual global sales figures nobody bothered to inform us. Anyway, still. Take NOTHING away from me. I FOUND IT. A raise would do nicely thank you very much. A few extra zeroes for yet another nobel prize worthy performance. I'm too good for this job. Although i still can't sell for sh...

All in a day’s work

Ah, another exciting day at the office. Mondays. Don’t you just love them? They are the cherry on top of what was just starting to be a lovely weekend. Oh, how I look forward to Monday morning meetings. Just spent the last 2 hours in one of those delightful beginning of the week reunions with my wonderful co-workers. I just luuuv Mondays for the emails that greet you as you login. Truly a sight for sore eyes. You look though the list of 30 emails that somehow appeared in your inbox although it was weekend and people should have been at home making sweet sweet luv to their wives, wiping the snot off their baby's nose or being walked by the dog. But noo…they at work on Sunday ensuring that I get reminded of that proposal I promised to send as soon as I stepped into the office on Monday. But still, being remembered on a Sunday…even God doesn’t get that treatment these days…how special I must be. And as soon as I manage to get though the pile of lovely weekend thoughts, I get a reminde...

SSDD

i’ve been feeling kinda down for the last couple of days and although I never frown this is a depressing phase i know i’m not the first to go through a bad patch yet I feel I must be cursed but its nothing you can catch there is nothing to live for is the way it seems to me life's a major freaking bore with only work and TV i know exactly what is wrong but there’s nothing I can do short of sucking on a bong and popping a few pills too S ame S hit D ifferent D ay is what I’m suffering from life’s a million shades of grey just a series of humdrum i figured if I died this feeling would go away coz I’m really sick and tired of going through this every day so why not end it all i ask myself today why not walk to the edge and fall the voice in my head seems to say she’s never going to do it you’re probably starting to think true, my dad would have a fit but I still need to see a shrink because the way things are looking even if I survive the week soon of death I will be thinking if my fu...